Everybody has their go-to drink
No need to see a menu, no need to even think
I used to order an espresso martini
But I make them disappear faster than Houdini
Or if I’m feeling classy, a nice glass of white
though after too many I’m quite a sight
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But tonight gather round, give me some attention
I’m ordering a drink of my own invention
She won’t be served in a nice elaborate glass
Get ready, tell my mom to “Hold the manners class”
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I’m tired of fitting in, so you’re shit out of luck
Tonight I’d like a big glass of I DONT GIVE A F*CK
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She bubbles in your mouth like a bouncy house
And pairs well with the girl who’s done looking for a spouse
This drink is better than dessert for dinner
It comes with a crown and is for self-proclaimed winners
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This drink tastes like your favorite song on repeat
No bra under your sweatshirt and comfy slippers on your feet
This drink is like an extra nugget from Chick Fil A
It’s like the universe is screaming “Today is your day”
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So next time they ask “ What would you like to drink ma’am?”
Let them know you just don’t give a damn
YOUR LIFE DESERVES TO BE LIVED IN CAPS LOCK
SCREW LOWER CASE, IT’S BAD B*TCH O’CLOCK
