G is for A Glass of IDGAF

Everybody has their go-to drink 

No need to see a menu, no need to even think 

I used to order an espresso martini 

But I make them disappear faster than Houdini 

Or if I’m feeling classy, a nice glass of white 

though after too many I’m quite a sight 

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But tonight gather round, give me some attention 

I’m ordering a drink of my own invention 

She won’t be served in a nice elaborate glass 

Get ready, tell my mom to “Hold the manners class”

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I’m tired of fitting in, so you’re shit out of luck 

Tonight I’d like a big glass of I DONT GIVE A F*CK 

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She bubbles in your mouth like a bouncy house 

And pairs well with the girl who’s done looking for a spouse 

This drink is better than dessert for dinner 

It comes with a crown and is for self-proclaimed winners 

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This drink tastes like your favorite song on repeat 

No bra under your sweatshirt and comfy slippers on your feet 

This drink is like an extra nugget from Chick Fil A 

It’s like the universe is screaming “Today is your day” 

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So next time they ask “ What would you like to drink ma’am?”

Let them know you just don’t give a damn 

YOUR LIFE DESERVES TO BE LIVED IN CAPS LOCK 

SCREW LOWER CASE, IT’S BAD B*TCH O’CLOCK