O is for Orlando

O is for Orlando, a sweet and precious place 

Home to magic Disney world, a smile on everyone’s face 

Orlando is where I was born and grown 

The only hometown I’ve ever known 

The screaming children home on every plane 

Is about the only thing in which I’ll complain 

Orlando mayor Buddy Dyer 

Interesting tourists attire 

The special carpet in the MCO airport 

A daily “Florida man” report 

Surrounded by sun and big palm trees 

Only an hour from both the seas 

Orlando may get the occasional bad wrap 

But at least people can find it on the map 

The highlight of the sunshine state 

And the retiring mecca as of late 

Infamous for our humidity 

But it feels like home to me 

Crazy bipolar weather 

Skin burnt from the sun and feels like leather 

Most people there only for a theme park 

A picture with Hulk, a signature from Tony Stark 

But have you heard of Gatorland? 

Feeding creatures hotdogs has a surprisingly high demand 

The Make America Florida campaign 

Might just be a little insane 

Crazier than the wild wild west 

Our constant chaos should be addressed 

A proud Florida girl, born and raised 

Our state should be celebrated, our state should be praised. 

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